It's not completely impossible to reach us. Yes, we fly all over the world in the Helichrysum, but as you've seen from Finn's transmissions, there is a very special way to reach us. If you have any questions for the crew, I will be more than welcome to relay their responses to your urges. Today we have a few questions from Meg Massey and Anonymous.
Meg Massey asks: Erin, why do you like Finn so much? I think your crush on him is cute.
Erin: Wh-what? I just want to be Finn's friend. He seems to have such a hard time with life. His sister just passed, and well... (She mumbles something). I suppose I just want Finn to be able to smile. I like him because he's a nice person. Crush? What? No, I don't have a crush on Finn. I barely know him. I mean, he's cute and he's been on the ship for almost ten years, but... (Mumbles again, face turning red). I can't say anything more... (Whisper)
Anonymous asks: Finn, did you and Locke have sex after you fixed the crack in the dome? That hand shake thing was weird.
Finn: What the hell? (Flustered) Seriously, this is a pressing matter on people's minds? No, we did not. And it was odd having my hand glued to my captain's. I mean, she was trying to help me up, and I completely forgot about the glue. No, I did NOT do it on purpose, don't bother asking. Locke's a nice girl and all, but she's almost forty—and if you tell her I said that, she's going to kill me, so don't mention it—but she's way older than me. She's just my captain. That's it.
If you have any more questions for the crew, please send them with an encoded transmission to: captainkatherinelocke@gmail.com.
May the Faction not find you!
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